Your puppy Has Seen Me Naked, does he have?

Your puppy Has Seen Me Naked, does he have?

I adore Fido, but does he need to be in the sleep although we have sexual intercourse?

The ladies I’ve slept with this specific 12 months have experienced a couple of things in accordance: dogs and studio apartments. We never considered the awkwardness with this combination until it absolutely was far too late.

Josie was initially, a Chihuahua/Pomeranian mix plus a psychological wreck. Inside her protection, she ended up being usually kept alone for very long intervals and, well, something that tiny is justified in its mania. Whenever her owner finally did get back, Josie would yap incessantly until someone petted her. She ended up being like a furry noisy alarms. Ring, band, band, and silence the moment then you rolled over and laid a hand on her behalf.

That’s all she wanted. One hand. You didn’t have even to pet her. Any contact would do.

I didn’t hate Josie. She wasn’t mean or snobbish as some tiny dogs are generally — just in a continuing battle for attention. Plus in that battle, neither of us had been doing well. Continue reading